Jeg elsker Antiques Roadshow. Alle som er involvert er alver og okkuperer et perfekt univers laget av skjør krystall. De gråter rubiner mens de danser rundt i små viktorianske tøysko.
Man parodier det man elsker. Hvis en sang ikke handler om kjærlghet handler den om hat. Denne sangen handler om kjærlighet.
Enjoy.
http://youtu.be/E_H-kFcMDQ4
We love Frasier and Niles but we love Niles more because he's a democrat and he dreams of going into space.
Ahh, that infamous episode where Frasier's new boss, a seal, comes to dinner at the Crane manor. Will Mr. Sealsworth give Frasier the SEAL of approval?
Niles Crane is ... Dr. Brain!
The Space-Quester and the Republican. By E.M Forster.
Dr. Crane has an appetite ... an appetite for adventure!
- It's like this energy that's been building up inside of me for the last 10 years and I finally feel like I've reached this time in my life where I can finally release it.
- What you talking about, fool?
Henrik and I ring in the New Year over the phone.
- C.
Hello and welcome to the first solo project from us here at 'Tough Mozzarella' (Oh, fuck, like you really care anyway) Well, this post was created by Henrik without the Blessing of his blogging companion Christina, this short post is simply entitled "LSD Shopping!" Hope you like it. Cheers!
LSD (Happy Pizza) Shopping!
I'm sitting here writing this song,
and as I think of words I reach for my bong,
it's empty!
So I head off to the shops for a little while, trying desperatley to distract myself from the thing I originally intended to do, but I don't have a band anyway so what's the point, I might as well go to the shops anyway considering I have no musical ability, text-wise at least. Actually this was suppose to rhyme just like the first two lines did, not really very good lines actually, neither is the title; it's like a new wave of punk, or "NU-PUNK" as we say here in Doreford. HAHA! There is no Doroford, I just made that up, right here, right now (Fatboy Slim). These are the kind of things that I find to be great acheivements in my otherwise hollow and empty life. *sigh* It gives me a feeling of satisfaction and releif. It may not be as exiting as writing songs about weasles with my friend Brenna, when we were bored in Physics Class - oh some time ago - I wont tell you the year because I hate you (as said by Stephen Fry ... only then regarding his age. It doesn't make me any less of a nice chap just because I dislike you severely! I also happen to be the leader of my own country. HAHA! Just kidding. See, I made you beleive that, too. Yes, I am indeed that cunning, but then again you're the one that's reading this so it's not all that dumb. You're reading this, HENCE, you are the receiver of this rather pointless rant, which I'm rather proud of, along with my little pranks and psychedelic songs about forest creatures (man, that joint was strong). That's me quoting Lasse Gjertsen in the bracated text! I don't think bracated is a real word of the English language but you know what I mean ... along with my other made up words and countless spelling errors, though I will proof read this text once and only once! Now, with nothing else of equal or greater extrodinary value to rant about I will try to write down the text from DJ Shadow's untitled track from his 'Endtroducing' album. *cough*
(Note from sister Christina: I took on the task of teacher and corrected your many hunchbacked spelling mistakes. It was fun and time consuming.)
"He knows a lot of woman, they all got ass, one of them has eyes as big as jolly ranchers, beautifull girl."
Keep in mind I do not have the text in front of me, so, if you are a DJ Shadow fan, please don't get offended if the text is wrong ('cos it is), I too am a major fan and I wish he would release some new material soon, I wasn't too keen on 'The Outsider', but I'm sure he'll do better next time around. Well ... I don't really have anything more to say but I'll continue talking until I lose the roll that I'm currently on, and get tired of it, or get a life --- no don't get me wrong, I do have a life ... I'm just very bored this holiday in 2008 in Port Issac --- anyway, I'm just going to clarify a couple of things before I end, I hate Trance and they're DJ's, I only enjoy the music of Hip-Hop DJ's, but again there are only a hanful of them to select from. I'm not a genuine fan of Hip-Hop, (as in: "I prefer other genres"), but I must clarify there's a big difference between Hip-Hop and Rap music, especially if you go back to the good ol' days, before I was born and Hip-Hop was in it's prime, before it started sucking and then the masterwork that is Trip-Hop was invented. YEY! Any other information about me can be found somewhere else on the site you are currently on .. BLEAH!
(All text you have just read was written in an ironic tone, though some opinins expressed are considered true by the person who has written it and his minjons!)
- Henrik Nitter (30/7/09).
A garden, in Bergen, Norway, Scandinavia, Europe, Earth,
The Milky Way, Time-Space. A nice, joyous gang of people are having a lovely
chat n' coffee, suddenly Vikram the youngest of the group exclaims;
"We must flee!"
"What do you mean, Vikram honey, why?" asks his mother.
"The shadow people are coming!"
ONLY THE INNOCENT MIND OF A CHILD COULD SEE THEM COMING!
I find that offensive, I think you're a right bastard!
Uuum, actually my mother did give birth to me out of wedlock, and that's something I've had to deal with my entire life. Bitch!
Uuum, I am in fact a femail dog and i find that offensive, you bastard!
(And so continues the perpetual struggle. Bitch!)
Episode ideer til en ny, litt mer ... utfordrene og sofistikert F.R.I.E.N.D.S sesong, i skyggen av The Sopranos og Six Feet Under.
(Did you know ... F.R.I.E.N.D.S actually stands for the initials of the seven(?) lovable chums we've come to love? Fross, Randler, Ibi, Enica, Noey, Datchel and .. Suki).
Tipper vi får noen sinte Friends fans på nakken nå, men her er i allefall vår liste over episode ideer til den potensielle 11 sesongen;
The One Where They All Drop Acid
The One Where Monica Goes To An AA Meeting
The One With The Politically Incorrect Funeral
The One With The Yeast Infection
The One With The Naked Business Meeting
The One With The Terrorist Attack
The One With All The Overwhelming Grief
The One Where Ross Doesn't Win The Lottery
The One With Emma and Moe ... You Know!
The One Where and Emma and Edgar Allan Poe ... You Know!
The One Where Emma Comes Out Of The Closet
The One Where Emma and Claire ... You Know!
The One With The Tequila Shotfest
The One After The Orgy; Part 1 & 2
The One With The Bubonic Plague
The One With Ben's Depression
The One Where They All Make Their Beds
The One Where They Bake A Cake
The One Where Chandler Needs A New Tie
The One Where They Change Their Pillow Covers
The One Where Monica Does Breathing Exercises
The One Where Ross Cuts His Toenails
The One Where They All Have A Good Night's Sleep
øhmm.
The One With The Last Goodbye (pt. 1/16)
The One With The Last Goodbye (pt. 2/16)
The One With The Last Goodbye (pt. 3/16)
The One With The Last Goodbye (pt. 4/16)
The One With The Last Goodbye (pt. 5/16)
*show CANCELED.
I once said bye-bye to a bisexual, bi-polar barefoot polar bear who simply drank too much
beer. Can you imagine what he was like when he was drunk? Man, those were hard times. He ended up being commited. He was a good friend, though.
(Here with male friend, Pete).
*Idea partially stolen from a YouTube animated video .. or PERHAPS .. an ODE .. or a parody. Whatever.
Henrik finner til sin store glede en slitt, skitten hundrelapp på gaten. Han plukker den opp.
"Endelig slutt på sulten"
sier han og KONSUMERER DEN MED SIN STORE KJÆÆFT.
